I demand more amusing fortune cookies

[kimberkit]

In my world, fortune cookies should say something like: Be prepared. You may be trampled by hamsters and lobsters. or, O Hai! You can has papercut in cookie. or The internet is for porn. etc. None of this boring, "be prepared for a sudden change in plans" mumbo jumbo.

So, a challenge: post what YOU would like to see in your fortune cookies here.

Comments

[sir-graeme.livejournal.com]

In college, I once got "You form passionate relationships without compromising your independence." Yep, from a regular (non-joke) cookie.