Wandering through the woods

Daniel: i don't want tentacle porn.
Me: you're just jealous.
Daniel: No. I am positively certain I do not want my sexual endeavors to include having a gelatinous pseudopod sliding in and out of my rectum. This is not at all in question.

For the easily amused, D. points out a silly logo whose name I think you have to read out loud in order to get.