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Dear Williams College Registrar
Mar. 28th, 2009 11:32 pmOver the years, dear Williams College Registrar, I have applied to a crapload of schools, and you haven't charged me for any of the transcripts you've sent. All this edumacating may have melted my brain, so I apologize for the goofy manner in which I sent you a fax entitled: Transcript request pretty please, and I really appreciate it even though I apply to too many schools.
In any case: Williams, I know I've cost you lots of money in asking for like 30 transcripts (especially those two years when I applied for a bazillion teaching schools and programs), and this year, I was going to actually donate money back to the college when Neil did.
But then I spent that money on sock yarn.
I would make you a pair of socks, Angela-at-the-Registrar's-office, but I don't know your measurements.
I would make you a hat, because Williams is a very cold place and everyone needs hats there (and hats do not require much measurement), but this will have to wait, because now I have no money for anything but socks. And applications.
In any case: Williams, I know I've cost you lots of money in asking for like 30 transcripts (especially those two years when I applied for a bazillion teaching schools and programs), and this year, I was going to actually donate money back to the college when Neil did.
But then I spent that money on sock yarn.
I would make you a pair of socks, Angela-at-the-Registrar's-office, but I don't know your measurements.
I would make you a hat, because Williams is a very cold place and everyone needs hats there (and hats do not require much measurement), but this will have to wait, because now I have no money for anything but socks. And applications.
