An online acquaintance once related the following phone conversation with her mother:
Mother: Hi, honey! Guess what? I'm going to come visit you tomorrow afternoon! Daughter: Oh...that's great, mom. Sure. Mother: I just figured I ought to warn you in advance, so you can hide all your whips and chains before I get there. Daughter: *fails to breathe* Daughter: Hide all my... Ha ha. Right. I'll do that. Ha. Ha. Mother: See you then! *click* Daughter: *frantically hides all her BDSM equipment*
I think some topics just weren't meant to be discussed with parents...
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Date: 2004-12-19 10:45 am (UTC)Mother: Hi, honey! Guess what? I'm going to come visit you tomorrow afternoon!
Daughter: Oh...that's great, mom. Sure.
Mother: I just figured I ought to warn you in advance, so you can hide all your whips and chains before I get there.
Daughter: *fails to breathe*
Daughter: Hide all my... Ha ha. Right. I'll do that. Ha. Ha.
Mother: See you then! *click*
Daughter: *frantically hides all her BDSM equipment*
I think some topics just weren't meant to be discussed with parents...