Knife help?

Earlier today, I discovered that the knives in the kitchen no longer have an edge. Does anyone know of a professional scissor/knife grinder-type person in New York who I can go to get them sharpened? Suz, Stacy, *someone* who uses decent knives?

When we are both sick

Neil now has the same cold/flu thing that I came down with last night, we think. We're both sort of delirious, tho I think mine is 'cause of DayQuil, which is strong stuff. (Like, no, really...)

Anyway, in delirium, this is the kind of thing we find funny:

Neil: [drops toothpaste tube into the toilet while attempting to brush his teeth]
Me: I'll pretend that's just 'cause you're sick and not just klutzy?
Neil: I'm slutzy!