Premeds beware

Lesson of the day: learning anatomy can interfere with your sex life. For instance, when you're kissing up your sweetheart's thigh and thinking "that's adductor magnus... adductor longis... adductor brevis, deep to adductor longis... pectineus..." -- that just kind of damps down on the excitement in things.

And then, what's worse is that you've almost certainly been palpating and feeling along your own legs in order to locate muscles... which leaves them slightly sore, given that you've probably poked at them ten times. Which wouldn't be so bad, if it weren't such a pain to masturbate with sore legs... Sigh.

Yet through all this, keep in mind: I am learning all this because I'm supposed to be helping others. Right. Grrr.