Ow
This is sorta funny, in an ow sort of way.
Last month, I fell down the stairs, bruising all sorts of body parts. (Fellow massage students were amused, but concerned.) Yesterday, I had an argument with Neil and showed up in class looking like someone shot my dog. (Fellow massage students all gave consoling comments.) Today, I woke up with the corner of my eye hurting as if a flailing elbow in Neil's sleep caught it. It'll be a black eye in a day or so.
People are totally gonna be wondering if I get beat up regularly by my totally-afraid-of-violence, cuddly-hearted 6'1" boyfriend. Oy.
Last month, I fell down the stairs, bruising all sorts of body parts. (Fellow massage students were amused, but concerned.) Yesterday, I had an argument with Neil and showed up in class looking like someone shot my dog. (Fellow massage students all gave consoling comments.) Today, I woke up with the corner of my eye hurting as if a flailing elbow in Neil's sleep caught it. It'll be a black eye in a day or so.
People are totally gonna be wondering if I get beat up regularly by my totally-afraid-of-violence, cuddly-hearted 6'1" boyfriend. Oy.
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